• macallik@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    During the urine test:

    “Duncan stated that she was not aware of the pouch/container in her shorts until after she was providing her second sample,” police wrote in their affidavit. “Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day. Duncan stated that there may be another one of them at her residence but that they were not purchased by her, but by someone she knows who probably uses them to pass drug screens.”

    I laughed

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    1 year ago

    The family fun night has been upgraded!

    (But seriously, don’t do meth, it’s not worth it)

    • Doug [he/him]@midwest.social
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      At least she wasn’t raping her students. It’s a low bar to clear but she got over it where other teachers haven’t. So I guess that’s something.

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    Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day.

    sounds legit