This is horrifying for a lot of reasons but it’d be nice if my boss had to see the amount of people who yell at me for masking or tell me I look like a man every day. It wouldn’t help anything I just hate my boss and want her to feel the awkwardness

I’ll take any reference that isn’t Wonderland!

I really wanted that site to crash and burn. Oh well.

My family is never going to return the favor. Should’ve gone to school instead of taking care of them.

Sonic the Hedgehog soundtracks, specifically the songs with vocals. Haven’t kept up with the series in a while but my playlist has songs from everything from Sonic CD to Sonic and the Black Knight. I’m sure some of it is actually good music and some I only like because it reminds me of Sonic.

I guess it’ll take a few more dates before I show her What I’m Made of…

RSS is so handy, it’s a shame it’s not as supported as it used to be. I used to read a ton of webcomics, not all of them with consistent release schedules, some of them on social media sites I don’t use much, and RSS was how I kept track of them all.

I don’t use Spotify anymore, but I miss Discover Weekly. When it missed, it really missed, but I still found a lot of artists through it.

It’s a joke, he changed his name to Ye

I think it’s more that kids are the ones expected to be protected by the law, whereas adults are allowed to knowingly engage in addictive behavior, like alcohol and cigarettes.

I used to get up at 5am and had to get ready for work in the dark so I didn’t wake my family. I’m a klutz and fumbling with my phone’s flashlight constantly just got annoying.

I ended up making a little script so that between 5am and 5:30, shaking the phone turned the flashlight on. After 5:30 the sensor turns off to save battery, since I didn’t really need it at that point.

You can do all kinds of handy little things like that

Had a pint of blood drawn today. I feel dizzy and heavy and very hot 😭

This right here!! Take all my updoots

He’s so cute 🥺 I love his lil plump face

Despite the slurs, Mr Swenson was glad that the hackers had announced their presence so loudly.

It would have been much worse, he said, if they had decided to quietly observe his family inside their home.

They could’ve peered through his robot’s camera, and listened through the microphone, without him having the slightest clue.

Why does a vacuum cleaner have a spy camera and microphone? Insane thing to have in a house with children.

My mother’s policy was that the first time we do something wrong, talk with us, help us learn why it was wrong and how we should have acted. If we do it again even with that knowledge, punish us.

I feel like that would apply here, too, even if you don’t see leaving them with the consequences as actively punishing them. But as a kid it’s easy to get in over your head before you learn your own limits, and you’re not born with the knowledge of how to bail yourself out. I think they deserve a grace period.

OP WATCH SCAVENGERS REIGN. Unless you’re sensitive to body horror.

Especially if you’re sensitive to body horror?

Can someone explain this to me?

if you have done that thing, upvote it. If you have not done that thing, downvote it.

So if someone says “never have I ever eaten food”, then I, a food eater, upvote it, right?

Me neither. Other millennials look at me like I have two heads.

That one year where I was buying a new piece of kitchen equipment right before every holiday 😅

What’s happening in Knoxville that made you assume this? 😰