How would you know? You’re sleeping.

TAKE OFF, EH!

William Shatner, is that you?

Username checks out.

Caffeine defense?

Username checks out.

EDIT: That being said, I agree with you for the most part, though I would charge that am exceedingly high caffeine level such as this should be clearly labeled.

The scary part for me is that, while this gentleman lived independently, I wonder if he would have been able to make the responsible choice to limit his intake or choose another drink if he was aware of the stimulant effects. Developmental disabilities can vastly alter critical thinking of things like that.

Bummer of a situation all around.

Gingrich?

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

JEFFREY DAHMER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Completely missed it. My mistake.

Biblical or modern?

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

I was an Angelfire guy, myself.