This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world · 20 days agoToday's date is Dozen/Half Dozen/Two Dozenplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareToday's date is Dozen/Half Dozen/Two Dozenplus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world · 20 days agomessage-square0fedilink
JATth@lemmy.world · 21 days agoYou are made of energy from fission/fusionplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou are made of energy from fission/fusionplus-squareJATth@lemmy.world · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
return2ozma@lemmy.world · 21 days agoDads sometimes call their kids "lil' squirt" and that's because that's all it took.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDads sometimes call their kids "lil' squirt" and that's because that's all it took.return2ozma@lemmy.world · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee · 21 days agoCapitalism is essentially aliveplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCapitalism is essentially aliveplus-squareHuntressHimbo@lemm.ee · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
bi_tux@lemmy.world · 21 days agoEven if god exists religion can't possibly be the way to godplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareEven if god exists religion can't possibly be the way to godplus-squarebi_tux@lemmy.world · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
navi@lemmy.tespia.org · 21 days agoMaybe many Lemmy users don't understand "shower thoughts" because they don't shower.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMaybe many Lemmy users don't understand "shower thoughts" because they don't shower.plus-squarenavi@lemmy.tespia.org · 21 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 22 days agoI wonder if Windows Recall will track Windows Update message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wonder if Windows Recall will track Windows Update Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
dullbananas@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-221 days agoGetting closer to marriage and approaching your full earthly potential are the same thing (assuming they're done perfectly)plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGetting closer to marriage and approaching your full earthly potential are the same thing (assuming they're done perfectly)plus-squaredullbananas@lemmy.caEnglish · edit-221 days agomessage-square0fedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 22 days agoThe only way to do stuff that has to be perfect, is to arrange things so that you don't have to be perfect.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe only way to do stuff that has to be perfect, is to arrange things so that you don't have to be perfect.fubo@lemmy.world · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 days agoLemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct paymentsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct paymentssnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square0fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 23 days agoUntil you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentionsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareUntil you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentionsplus-squareCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Noble Shift@lemmy.world · 23 days agoA normal person is merely someone who has not been diagnosed properly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA normal person is merely someone who has not been diagnosed properly.Noble Shift@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 days agoIrritable Bowel Syndrome is like when someone gets diarrhea of the mouth when they're stressed, but of the anusplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIrritable Bowel Syndrome is like when someone gets diarrhea of the mouth when they're stressed, but of the anusplus-squareHottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish · 25 days agoIf 'dawg' didn't already have a very different meaning, it would sound like some sort of mythical draconid.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf 'dawg' didn't already have a very different meaning, it would sound like some sort of mythical draconid.JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 26 days agoIf time suddenly started going backwards, eating and using the restroom would suddenly get extremely awkward...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf time suddenly started going backwards, eating and using the restroom would suddenly get extremely awkward...over_clox@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Willy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 27 days agoRemember when it was a big deal if you chose .zip, .rar, or 7z, etc? Now we all have so much bandwidth it doesn't matter.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareRemember when it was a big deal if you chose .zip, .rar, or 7z, etc? Now we all have so much bandwidth it doesn't matter.Willy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square0fedilink
LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 28 days agoIdea: government funded parties with attendees selected by sortition: "Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Party" "Lincoln County Party"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down113
arrow-up1-8arrow-down1message-squareIdea: government funded parties with attendees selected by sortition: "Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Party" "Lincoln County Party"plus-squareLesserAbe@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 29 days agoSelf-driving cars will never be popular as you can't speed in them.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down15
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareSelf-driving cars will never be popular as you can't speed in them.plus-squareGodnroc@lemmy.world · 29 days agomessage-square13fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 29 days agoContent never really dies, it's just recycled to lower and lower tiers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareContent never really dies, it's just recycled to lower and lower tiers.plus-squareCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square6fedilink
xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month ago"One of a kind" means unique, but "two of a kind" implies quite commonmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-square"One of a kind" means unique, but "two of a kind" implies quite commonxia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink