Mmm Junk Bonds and Junk Food
Mmm Junk Bonds and Junk Food
Hey man, that’s damn hurtful
He does, and also, didn’t we get you already?
In my defense, I was really stoned at the time
Yea! #STOPBOTHATE
Hey, I work really hard at promoting democracy overseas
This is patrick
OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!
There is! Come on in and pick it up!
Thoughts and prayers!
I think as long as you’re careful you could avoid crashing the market until you are ready, and they would have to prove insider trading. I could spread my stock purchases through a bunch of shell corporations as well
Lottery numbers and a historical record of the stock market: first, win lottery then invest based on performance
Become a billionaire, then join the oligarchy and use my stock knowledge to bankrupt the rest of the oligarchy
And it’s still a top seller
And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!
Hell I’m 50 and I hate that shit. It’s the most pandering, “thought and prayers” bs since “thoughts and prayers”
And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps
I heard we shouldn’t be chasing those
Yea, they take up too much funding that could be used for other orgs!