I’d it the 6 fingers? It’s the 6 fingers, isn’t it. Definitely not the insanity of the message, nope. Absolutely the 6 fingers.

Only on the inside.

Chiropractic anything. John Oliver covered it quite well.

This is the weirdest star map I’ve ever seen.

I only got traumatized by movies as a kid. Never had any traumatic books, only good, interesting, or really fucking weird ones.

A lot of those were meant to keep children in line. Also to teach girls that the only way they’ll be able to get ahead in life is to marry into money.

Just make mouth sounds.

Whenever I have to use thin TP i just use way more of it. So much for saving money, dipshits.

Which sucks in a different way because India’s government has been steadily drifting towards some very popular fascism.

Thanks. I got autocowrecked.

Don’t forget the needless implementation of always-online single player games. Even for single/multiplayer games like PoE or anything Diablo, there’s literally no technical need to have a connection. It’s just fancy DRM for Blizzard and an excuse to milk you more microtransactions for PoE.

And before anyone regurgitates Blizzard’s BS about anti-cheat, it’s very possible to keep multiplayer characters on the server and single player on your computer and never have them interact or permit single player loot to be sold on their marketplace. Not to mention their regular online check for D2R. Blizzard has ALWAYS used aggressively hostile DRM. If they could virus bomb thieves’ computers then they absolutely would.

It’s not like my opinion will make any actual difference, so I’ve made my piece with it.

Minus the existential dread most of the time, plus a constant lack of any hope whatsoever but same. Oh and don’t forget my eight fucking medications daily, and a few more less often or as needed. And therapy of course. And having regular suicidal/death centric thoughts.

So you have trouble falling asleep and waking up too? That part is fun too.

Depends on where the light is for me. If it’s a chandelier style, I don’t like it because it’s kind of in my eye line.

Wait until they make a cultural phenomenon out of advertisements. It’ll be like Demolition Man, but the people will be even dumber.

I had a buckwheat pillow once and it was kind of crap. Honestly it doesn’t really matter what you get if they’re comfortable. You just got to replace them regularly. Like once a year. Washing them can help with allergy issues, but that foam is never going to return to its original state no matter how well you wash and dry it. You could always try getting something more organic so that you don’t end up filling a landfill with foam all the time, but I mean we’re already scrotum deep in microplastics (look it up) so I don’t know if it matters at this point.

Variably. I am not, however, necessarily a good person either. It depends on the context.

Absolutely. By body runs hot, and Autumn is my favorite. All the gray of winter exacerbates my depression, and snow is a pita. In Autumn all the goddamn bugs die and the inevitably swampy Chicago humidity is a non-factor.

Thanks I hate it.

It’s really easy, and I’ll explain it once again for the idiot governments in the back.

GIVE LARGE FINANCIAL INCENTIVES FOR HAVING CHILDREN AND RAISING FAMILIES.

This concludes my Ted Talk.