Wait till an American shows up and calls it noodles

Britisher used to be fairly popular back in the day. Yanks are usually behind everything so it makes sense they’d still be using it

A lot of these are anger or high energy. What about when you’re hungover and it’s early in the morning? I went to a metal festival once and was woken up by Skindred - Nobody at about 8am. I don’t want metal in the morning! I want something safe and slow. Give me Journey or Snow Patrol.

Must be exhausting!

Fuck you man if you dont like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab. I’ll pull over to the side and kick your ass out.

To quote pink Floyd: There is no dark side. Matter of fact, it’s all dark.

It does if lots of people use it incorrectly

A supercar is like having a fast CPU. I still want it so I can go zoom zoom. Having more RAM is like having more seats in your car. Pointless most of the time but occasionally very useful.

1st vid: he talks about dog toys and then dog toy ads show up. Concludes Google is listening to him 2nd vid: he realises Google was listening to him because he was livestreaming via Google

If anything, changing it now looks like they previously thought strangling 10 year olds was acceptable

It’s pushing me to the real world instead of Reddit, so a great success overall.

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I know some small petty things!

You say “off of”. In the UK we just say off. “Get off my lawn” Vs “Get off of my lawn”. Why do you need the extra word?

You call pasta noodles. Pasta is not noodles.

I once got kicked off (of) a beach at 9pm by a police officer. Wtf? It’s the beach, who cares if I’m on it at night? And why is it so important to have a police car patrolling it?

On that note, trespassing seems much more serious in America. In a lot of the world you can just wander around, if it’s on somebody else’s land it’s no big deal as long as you don’t cause a mess.

For the culture thing, Americans are generally louder and less subtle than any other nationality. They’re more friendly and energetic. There’s a certain type of dry sarcastic humour that never lands with Americans. I don’t want to call it British humour because there’s never any confusion with the rest of Europe

Wales voted out

I can’t tell if you’re saying Wayland + Nvidia is da bomb, or Wayland + Nvidia will fuck your system up.