GrimSheeper

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

Potato Potãoto

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

Episode 10 of the podcast Let’s Learn Everything! starts with a discussion of this incident and the ways that epidemiologists have studied it to draw real-world parallels.

It’s a great comedy/science podcast; I strongly recommended it.

On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.

… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.

I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?