Die eier von Satan literally means Satan’s eggs. It’s a recipe for round cookies with hash. And no eggs.

The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur!

Taking out the high-pitch whine will make them much more bearable. It’s a student project, they did well. This isn’t groundbreaking Noble-prize stuff, but it doesn’t deserve all the hate it’s getting here either.

But with modern datastorage prices there’s really no excuse not to make it longer. With 15GB you can store 24 hours of extremely high quality audio.

a speculative theory plagued with counterevidence.

I love this phrasing

I was gonna say the best way to meet new friends is to pick up a hobby, but then you already said it. Go get em.

Find new friends. Not even most people are like this, unless you’re in college age. Even then they are others who don’t want to get wasted regularly

What do you mean by this? It works fine for me so far, though I’m not a heavy user.

Holy shit, same. Zoomed in on PC it’s very clear it’s generated, but I saw it on my phone first. Looks very real on a glance.

Edit: Nevermind, it seems like it’s not generated, just shitty compression

They are throwing unnecessary blockades (the article mentions 4 popups/warnings that Edge is just as good as Chrome).

Yes, why not? For the layman Microsoft is the name of a company that has existed for a long time and has made reliable, functional products.

Even for the non-layman, Microsoft isn’t a perfect company, but it’s not as if Google is any better.