My dudes have you heard of this salt thing

I used to sauté up frozen corn in butter with garlic and paprika. Right about when it’s done, throw in some cilantro. Fuck. I want some now. I had to stop eating it, it was causing problems I was eating too much.

They’re gonna call the next one the Bidemic or something stupid just watch

not to mention el chupacabra

edit: dammit I mentioned him

I was thinking of the Denisovans

And ground is a great filter. By the time it makes it to the aquifer, it’s clean.

I’m with you, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

that’s so stupid that’s not even ridiculous

we did it with whale bladders

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I knew my bookmarks would save me

oh gods what happens when the ai discovers the poop knife

24 is too pricey but for fitty upfront i can do the same scam

Get a USB with a notch on the casing. Observe the orientation with your fingertips.

If I need hell to control my behavior I might as well be running around doing this

which frankly sounds better

I know it’s a meme but I just checked and crysis remastered is supposed to run on linux.

Mine definitely is. The store is full of bears.

What could be more current than the beatles?

Check out They Bite by Anthony Boucher, written in 1943.

Edit: this is my favorite horror short story. Read it at night if you want to start jumping at every shadow in the corner of your eye for the next three days or something.

Is the poop deck what I think it is?

Definitely. A couple of the librarians have been like family friends for I don’t know how long anymore, and they keep adding new programs. I keep hearing from them how things are not great at our library (things aren’t great at libraries anywhere I hear), but then they keep spearheading projects like the tool and seed libraries, getting them added, and I can’t help but think our local library is one of the better ones. We don’t have 3d printing but I hope we will soon.