Disagree, it couldn’t be mercury.

As long as pH is greater than 4.5

The things I would do to your finger…

A good poop knife will do the trick. Perhaps those are more common in your locale.

Also, not to brag, but our American poops are significantly larger than most and even though a bidet is more hygienic and feels nicer, we prefer to use large volumes of processed wood pulp on our butts.

Interesting. Unfortunately it seems they’ve made this much more difficult in newer phones. That app doesn’t run on S23 and it seems like the available ones that do can’t manipulate the power button.

Samsung? Not a fan of the Bixby AI that’s going to take the world by storm? Do you have a way to set a timer on it or does it only turn on while you hold the button? I’d worry about accidental triggering (since I do accidentally trigger that bitch Bixby every once in awhile.)

This looks super badass. Is it comfortable to type on though?

And I’d love to keep it that way

Even in Die Hard?

Caught? Like if I get caught putting a giant spoiler on my Cadillac? Sure it should be a crime but it’s not. I did it in my front yard and it took 6 weeks to finish installing and painting it and all my neighbors saw me do it, and I’m here telling you about it. There’s no caught because it was my Cadillac, my spoiler, and my own bad taste.

Not to mention if you forget to wear pants and stand up during a meeting. Nobody wants this.

I just checked with a bunch of corporate entities and they ALL agree this was a great idea so it seems you are the odd one out that thinks it’s not a good idea perhaps.

Just call anyone that has Linux they will gladly bring their favorite distro to your door on a flash drive. Be forewarned though, they will stick around and talk to you about it for at least two hours though.

The enshitification intensifies; the rate appears to have become exponential. This one is a deal breaker for me. I want to buy or use an OS that is my OS. I do not want any login beyond what I deem necessary for security purposes. Everything you and the software that runs on your computer does is loggable at the OS level. I don’t want an email address bound to all that. Fuck Microsoft.

Yes

Yes, this race was already lost on paper. The execution frankly was likely just an excuse for some folks to dust off their Maga hats and crack open some beers.

For me the hang up is still hardware compatibility and fuss factor. I still haven’t seen a windows app that will check all hardware and software and give a pain scale rating on what switching would involve. I have an Asus wifi 6 card, a stream deck, a Logitech trackball with Logitech customization software, a Logitech Webcam, a dygma keyboard running bazecor software. I’m sure there are some hidden headaches awaiting the transition. Once I finally get all that worked out, I will probably want to upgrade my surface and my ThinkPad as well and imagine even more headaches with these.

Jimmy Fallon’s jokes are close to water.

Can it not be both? I think it can

Hard ass game. Most often popiniski would be the one that got me. Sandman and macho were really tough. Beating Tyson required spoon bending abilities. Only did it once after countless hours of replay. The fact that I can’t put that on my resume is a shame as I invested way more time and concentration on this than most other life accomplishments. I don’t have anywhere near the patience to play such repetitive sequence games anymore. I would be surprised if many younger people in this era would have the patience to make it to the bottom row of this graphic.