All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what’s wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

That’s all well and good until it’s my turn to speak and I make an equally bad impression by having nothing to say.

Good citation, thanks!

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As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are considered the theoretical phyiscists of the processed poultry discipline.

You mean RedHat?

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I’d just like to interject for a moment.

What you’re referring to as ‘penguin’ is in fact Sphenisciformes Spheniscidae, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, the Southern Hemispherical aquatic flightless bird.

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