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Fuck you. I’m eating!

The sarcasm was about the car and not about being “some sort of animal”?

Was all that just so you could tell us you bike everywhere? /s

I’m not sure which part of this is intended to be sarcasm

100% of it. Sorry I wasn’t funnier to help you there. Story of my wife…life! I meant life!

Of note is that I did not create the “chain of bicycles” term, but did find it alluring to use here.

That’s the automobile term and is quite offensive in this context. A “chain of bicycles” would be more appropriate. Stragglers would be called “spokes”. You should probably edit your post and then go apologize to the bicycle sub post haste before this gets out of hand. --> /s

I’ve turned off the predictive typing, but still have the basic old style spelling correction enabled. So much nicer. Yes, it’s like moving back ten years, but I am no longer excessively frustrated from typing on my phone. And it was excessive.

I’ve finally had to disabled it. Been a few weeks and while typing is more of an effort on my part, it is also much less frustrating.

The predictive text was far and away the most annoying part.

More “kid glove” responses to a company killing people. Penalties really need to be harsher than a simple fine without admitting wrongdoing. My confidence in CPAP machines in general has been shook, but I will never knowingly buy a Philips product of any kind again.

I wish we’d stop taking the easy route and settling these suits too. Litigate them to a guilty verdict and punish them harshly. Otherwise it’s just the cost of doing business ad nauseum.

I’d bet they’re just parking the stores temporarily only to buy them back later after the deal happens. But then I’m a cynic.

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Flout + flaunt = flount!

I have some Chobani oat milk at the moment. It says June 12 for an expiration. I’ll finish it long before that, but it does always last over a month for me. I don’t normally have almond milk, so I can’t say there. Maybe the sugars contribute to your issue? No sugar in the oat milks I usually drink.

My oat milk lasts a month or so. Planet Oat is the one I use most. Far less sugar than almond milk and is fortified. A half-gallon I will usually finish up a few days prior to the date, but then I am only an occasional cereal killer.

Don’t forget they can now get you to download their app to use those smrt features. Load that app…yes, that’s right.

Now that you’ve done that, they have your sweet sweet data.

Same shit, different day.

They were awesome way back in the before time.

We ran HP Laserjets (era of the 3, 4 and 5) at one of my first IT jobs. We had a ton of them and they were bulletproof. Just change the cartridges and clean the rollers every now and then. Boom, printing.

Edit: Today I run a Brother.

Hey that’s a great point. I’ll send them a note!

Appreciate the suggestions!

No. I don’t use Face ID nor would it work for the below scenario.

One situation is that I want my phone to show me the traffic congestion whilst I drive so I can alter my route dynamically. The screen locks every five minutes (longest setting available), but my commute is ~40 minutes.

I should just change it each time I am commuting, but I end up leaving it b/c lazy and I do have other instances of desiring longer lock times.

Honestly, how hard would it be to have a custom lock screen time available?

Mein Kovfefe?

Let me complain here about the screen lock settings on iOS.

The iOS settings for the phone’s screen auto-lock has 30-seconds, 1-min, 2-min, 3-min, 4-min, 5-min and never.

There are many scenarios for me where 5 minutes is just too damn short. Ergo, I’ll never use the 1-4-min settings. This is just a dumb set of options IMHO. Why is there not a 10/15/20-min setting?

So, I end up setting it to never auto-lock as this annoys me somewhat less. Still quite annoying, but this would explain why my phone might still be unlocked after being blasted out the new airlock.