I choose millionaire.

I absolutely do NOT follow politics, but am addicted to reddit & Lemmy in my downtime when I’m not doing yoga or massaging people or sleeping and it’s pretty impossible to avoid getting hit in the head with posts mentioning political figures every time we leisurely browse Lemmy.

Hey you guys I just had an amazing thought, wouldn’t it be amazing if he just sort of accidentally dropped dead of natural causes or whatever so we could be relieved of all this nonsense? And Biden too…

seriously, imagine what a huge relief that would be.

of course politics would just replace them with some other yahoos up there but can we just move on already…

If we love food so much, we need to learn to make it ourselves. Expecting minimum wage workers not paid enough to survive, to cook all your comfort food for you while you sit on your ass, needs to become a thing of the past.

And if it’s down at the floor of the ocean or lake, is it just called mud?

Yeah the hard part while you’re sitting around waiting for life to get better is that you have to eat broccoli instead of chips. That’s no fun but that’s how life gets better.

Oh man, imagine all the power I’d have with all the Helsinki students’ personal data

nah I think that’d be about as useful as seeing a thousand different license plates on a thousand different cars every day

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came for what looked like a thumbnail photo of raw meat.

stayed for the shards of glass embedded in your soft bare feet.

Doctor who didn’t give clear directions: “Get ME a sperm sample”

Patient: “Ummm… okay?”

While I’m extremely envious of you, if I had the opportunity to choose one superpower, there are probably a million others I’d choose before that one haha

like a superpower that gives me exactly as much money as I need at any given moment anytime I need it.

Nostalgia? This is something I still deal with every day. What future are you living in?

Yes I swear both ends are blocked off until I look straight at it with both my eyes to unlock it.

LOL thank you, I was just venting. I don’t get any opportunities whatsoever to vent about that particular issue that’s always quite a bit of PTSD. Thank you for the hugs. I’m a good person that did not deserve to be wronged by those two people.

Everything we do, we do for the love of tacos.

High-five bro

AND knowing that murder is wrong

True, and since probably neither of us are in the heat of murderous anger right now, let’s think back to that time we HAVE been in the heat of murderous anger, And I’m telling you, that sonofabitch DESERVES it, right?! He COMPLETELY DESTROYED my life and he KNOWS it, and he will never even acknowledge it or apologize. Even now the only reason I’d regret following through with this ideation is the dread of prison and losing all my freedoms forever. But yeah, these guys are safe, at least from MY wrath. I moved 2000 miles away. But surely they fuck up a lot of things and a LOT of people are equally angry at them, so hopefully karma does its thing with them.

same. But it’s not fear of God that keeps me from doing it. It’s the dread of going to prison.

Just like Taco Guy. He knows there are no tacos in prison so he lives life in such a way to avoid prison.

I’m glad you asked. It bends my brain imagining one person making up this conversation. He’s clever. It also bends my brain that two people could have this conversation. either way it’s kinda genius.

I think you’re missing the point. We’re talking about tacos.