This seems like a fake house that’s just for hosting parties lol like I can’t imagine someone actually living in such a ridiculous space

It’s kind of sad that JD Vance is such a disgusting piece of shit that I assumed this was a real news story until I noticed it was an Onion article lol

I don’t get what’s happening here

I’m sure if given the chance Trump would make police and fire coverage only available to people who voted for him…

I do call center work from home and can wear whatever I want

According to the listing a big tree fell on it

$500,000 gets you the privilege of getting to tear down the old building and then you get to pay again to build a new house there! What a deal!

I seem to recall that if the total calories are below a certain point they’re still allowed to call it “zero calorie”. Diet Coke is mostly water which has no calories and all the other ingredients probably amount to like 2 or 3 calories total. Since that’s considered a negligible amount they just list it as zero

While we’re at it why not look for a way to force horses to only eat rare steak? I’m sure we can find a healthy way to do it if we try hard enough!

What do you mean? All I suggested was that disagreements could be settled with an online consent form.

There’s a very simple solution to all of this. Just require the user upload a form showing that their dog or cat consented to being converted to veganism in defiance of their very nature 👍

No. Why would I?

No, you’re thinking of Lach who as far as I know is still alive. Deadlock is that cyborg guy from Marvel comics.

Right… I see where I got confused. It’s that band from that cartoon show right?

Isn’t that the haircut The Misfits invented in the 80s?

I think it’s pronounced Kah-muh-lah

The best fan I’ve ever owned which is still working great is one of these big metal 20" fans from the hardware store. When it’s set to high it’s like a tiny tornado but I swear it keeps the room 10 degrees cooler

But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer… Do they have some kind of hidden potential I’m not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

I’m white and it’s never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills… Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

People forget that Trump wasn’t a Republican until like 2012. The only reason he ran Republican was that someone convinced him that was the only way he’d ever win. Remember, winning at all costs is literally the only thing Donald Trump cares about.