That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

You can just say cult. Like the Jonestown, Waco etc. kind. It’s ok, we’re all terrifyingly aware.

Ho. Ly. Shit.

It’s like a “Where’s Waldo”. The longer you look at it the more weird shit you see.

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

Don’t give them any ideas.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!

I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.

Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

Anyone got a betting pool going yet for when this guy falls out a window?

I used to work with this guy who swore the lyrics to Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones were, “Don’t wanna be, your pizza’s burnin’”.

Alfadhirhaiti - Heilung It’s hypnotic.

Air fried lion’s mane mushroom makes spectacular “chicken” tenders.

I too was mad that there was no snow on the ground for Christmas this year. Then I got a blizzard warning on my phone so it might still work out ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Two smoked chickens and a new immersion blender! I’m pretty happy about it.

Ah ha! That was the old price I couldn’t remember. Go through the drive through, order like 50 of them plain, toss in freezer.

I miss Welfare Wednesday. $.59 hamburgers and $.69 cheeseburgers.

To hell with Panda Express and those places. The best Chinese takeout has a number in the name.

89 was a good year. I didn’t quite have bills yet.