Dud u mean “yep”?

If the video specifically made to teach you how to pronounce her name didn’t help, what makes you think I can?

Betting money on things. This is just buying something that costs waaaay more than it’s worth. It’s pretty close to money laundering, but not gambling. I don’t care if it holds any value, I just want to spend 100 mil fast. You can easily do that on one piece of art.

and that would be … ?

…the correct pronunciation.

However she pronounces it.

Soooo easy, buy some “art” at an auction, probably take me two days.

No one has every hunted. I mean, I have, but no, no one.

Those must be some tasty chips.

Oh I’m well-aware. You should know you’re a poison to society.

Not shallow or pedantic, just psychotic. I suck, please downvote me.

Edit: Much like you chasing down angry drivers for making you angry, my attempt to out-troll you was impulsive, misguided, and ineffectual. Sorry for calling you psychotic and a poison to society, obviously that was projection. Also sorry for shame-deleting my embarrassment, this one stays so I can be publicly humiliated as I should be. Time to pay the Troll Toll…

Sorry for the shitty, backhanded apology too, I really couldn’t figure out a way to do it 100% earnestly without just deleting my whole profile. I figure even that would be a cop-out, and this way, I think, I’m bound to get downvoted to oblivion. As deserved.

Overall? Capitalism. You?

Aw, I love you too! That’s why I’m trying to help you make better jokes. Like, you were so close, but it just didn’t land right with the point you were making.

If by neat you mean it undermined your argument, then yes, it was neat!

Did you intentionally pick the worst metaphor possible, given the context? Because that was the worst metaphor possible, given the context.

That’s not how satire works.

That’s not how “POV” works.

This is like what I’ve been saying, how do we know the microplastics are bad for us? Could be our final form…