I’m glad my workplace has a cat. Although, the cat does cat like things at the most inopportune moments.

That’s when you find yourself asking the important question, “What day is it?”

You could see them very happy to swing their long hard batons at young women because they need to compensate for something lacking those attributes.

This would make Freud proud.

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

You can do everything right and still lose, still face heart break, and still face setbacks.

I would get one of those cheap masks. The one with glasses, plastic nose, and the fake mustache.

No one is going to find me.

If we regrow teeth, we can regrow bone, muscle, and nerves. Almost immediately, that technology will be privatized and only the rich will be able to afford it.

Capitalism will say “Fuck you poors”.

It must be exhausting to be that delirious over facts.

One flop and they’re axed?

I think this comes from the mindset that if someone isn’t generating immediate success. It’s time to fire them. We see this a lot in sports. Team off to a terrible start with a new coach? Fire the coach and start trading players.

It really highlights how organizations see people as disposable. If people don’t make line go brrr, out the door they go.

“Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer.”

“Hell yeah, brother!”

Good news, we have a match for you!

Somewhat good news, your new lungs are little dinged up and have mileage on them.

Bad news, we’re still charging you full price for these lungs. Enjoy your medical debt.

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According to the article titled ‘Ballarat Bandit’ lost to family for years, August 4, 2006 for Pahrump Valley Times, Johnston was living in Canada when they were arrested and charged with trafficking marijuana.

Eventually, the couple left Anarchist Mountain and returned to Prince Edward Island, where Rob Johnston had been born and raised. After the birth of her fourth child, Tommi was diagnosed with leukemia and access to medical care became vital. Johnston began cultivating marijuana, discovered he had a knack for it and turned it into a cash crop.

In 1997, when the crop was discovered by Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Johnston was sentenced to two consecutive four-year prison terms. It was then that the couple was legally married, in what Tommi described as an ultimately futile effort on her part to convince him that she would not abandon him.

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All these billionaires have a hard on for space, let’s crowd fund a trip to Mars. We’ll eventually…maybe…not really send a rocket to pick them up.

Some of them realize, that the masses are getting angry. We’re getting out our pitchforks, torches, and guillotines. Angry people will start to fuck up shit. January 6, BLM protests, etc, are all prime example of what people are willing to do when they get angry.

If everyone’s option is either continued to get screwed or fuck shit up for a possibility of a better future. People will generally pick the fuck shit up option.

You’re not renting it from yourself. You happen to be renting from a corporation that you happen to be sole director of. Gotta emulate what the rich do.

Yeah, back in my day. A simple theft only got you a few days in jail. With inflation, we’re looking months now for the same crime.

Shakes head

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

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For those who want more information:

Former Fox News Host’s Books Removed From Florida Schools

The Florida Freedom to Read Project recently obtained a list of books that have been temporarily removed from libraries in the Escambia County Public School District, which included encyclopedias, The Guinness Book of World Records and two books from conservative pundit O’Reilly: Killing Jesus: A History, and Killing Reagan: The Violent Assault That Changed a Presidency.

In a further statement to the Pensacola News Journal, a district spokesperson clarified that the books included on the list obtained by the Florida Freedom to Read Project “have not been banned or removed from the school district; rather, they have simply been pulled for further review to ensure compliance with the new legislation.”

According the Wikipedia page of Killing Jesus:

The second chapter describes the life of the Roman general and dictator Julius Caesar, his conquests, his seduction by the Egyptian Ptolemaic queen Cleopatra, and his eventual assassination.

Chapter Seven describes the alleged debaucheries of the Roman emperor Tiberius at Capri, described by the Roman historian Seutonius, accepting all of them as historical.

What are these debaucheries? According to the Wikipedia page of Tiberus:

While Tiberius was in Capri, rumours abounded as to what exactly he was doing there. Suetonius records the rumours of lurid tales of sexual perversity, including graphic depictions of child molestation, cruelty, and most of all his paranoia. While heavily sensationalised, Suetonius’ stories at least paint a picture of how Tiberius was perceived by the Roman senatorial class, and what his impact on the Principate was during his 23 years of rule.

As for Killing Regan, the Wikipedia page doesn’t provide an indepth summary like Killing Jesus. However, it does say this:

In an op-ed published in National Review, she further stated, “Why the authors want to present this distorted ‘witch and wimp’ view of Nancy [Reagan] and the 40th president is puzzling, especially since an alternative view of the effect of Reagan’s near-death experience is so readily available.”

My guess there’s a couple of chapters of Throat GOAT Nancy Regan giving someone head.

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