Tell that to dumbass IT “managers” that think a process monitor is a hacking tool.

I just want to say this is a masterful use of the format.

More like unless you’re incredibly rich you will never be able to afford one.

I think it’s more that they are fucking dumbass pieces of shit.

Absolutely. I get the doom, but there’s no way I’m just rolling over on SS, ever.

Your not gonna get a lot of love, but I hear you. Jesus is the enemy of modern Christianity.

Fun fact: That’s not real milk. It’s just Elmer’s glue, they use it to stage the perfect shot.

I think most religious people are victims themselves. Problem is they don’t realize it, so they just perpetuate it and the cycle continues.

Too smart to be a descendant of this idiot…

Does anyone have a comprehensible guide for setting all this up?

Good point. Amazon is definitely trying to make COVID issues the new normal.

I 100% would have signed up for Reddit Premium and payed monthly for Sync access if they had allowed me to hand them the money. Oh well ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Basically all the crap on a recipe page before the actual recipe… Except there is no recipe.

“That’ll be $3,267”

One of my favorite sights when I visited Yosemite National Park was the payphone and huge, empty newspaper vending rack that were still present outside one of the lodges. Like walking back in time. People probably thought I was weird as I giggled to myself while taking photos. It’s ok, I am!

As a society we place huge importance on reading and writing literacy yet forget that digital literacy is just as important. Having a cell phone is, like it or not, a pretty big part of being literate in this digital world. We don’t see people acting proud of themselves for not being able to read (at least I hope not), and cell phones should be no different.

“I don’t even have a smart phone” is the new “I don’t even own a TV.”

Not shown is the even bigger “Talking about Reddit on Lemmy” leviathan.

When I was around 8 years old, I lost a new issue of Nintendo Power in a Service Merchandise store. That may be the most aged statement I’ve ever made.

Anyway, this was a very distressing experience for me; my disappointment and loss of hope sticks with me to this day. I vividly remember dreaming about finding it some time after. However, in my dream I recall flipping through the pages only to find garbled nonsense, page after page.

This was actually more distressing to my confused, young mind. I don’t even try to read in dreams anymore, but maybe I should; it would be a dead giveaway.

I still miss that issue. It was the Dr. Mario issue for anyone wondering.