Dems: Hey, we have policies are that going to help other people have more of the same rights you have…
Them: THEY’RE TAKIN’ MUY RIGHTS AWAY!!!
Dems: We’re not taking anyone’s rights away, other people are just…
Them: MARXIST COMMUNIST SOCIALISM!!
Dems: Hey, we have policies are that going to help other people have more of the same rights you have…
Them: THEY’RE TAKIN’ MUY RIGHTS AWAY!!!
Dems: We’re not taking anyone’s rights away, other people are just…
Them: MARXIST COMMUNIST SOCIALISM!!
I have a pair of bluetooth sportbuds i connect to my work laptop for when i go in the office, and to my phone when i go for a jog. When I’m in the garage putting my running shoes on and put the earbuds in they never connect to my phone which is in my pocket. They instead connect to the work laptop…in the upstairs den…on the exact opposite side of the house. Every. Goddamn. Time.
Half the staff are wearing wool beanies in dead ass middle of summer
Sides are a la carte, fries come in a metal cup with newspaper-style wax/parchment paper
The bottom bun is falls-apart-soggy by halfway through
Claims to have a huge selection of craft beers…all IPAs, a stout, a sour, and PBR
I do HL7 interfaces between healthcare systems. Almost weekly the same people contact me saying “the interfaces are down”.
Me: “Things are up, and messages are flowing”
Them: “But we’re not seeing updates in the other system”
Me: “Did you reach out to their support?”
Them: “They’d just tell us to check out side first”
Me: “We’ll weren’t actively sending messages”
Them: “But I’m not seeing the status change we documented”
Me: “What patient did you document on?”
Them: “Pt XYZ”
Me: “Yup, we sent that message 45 minutes ago and the other system acknowledged/accepted it”
Them: "Then why arent we seeing it?
Me: “Check with their support…”
20 minutes later, yeah there was an issue in the other system. This was a weekly conversation, same users, same applications, same results.
But my favorite variant of this conversation is the one where they eventually realize that the reason they’re not seeing data in the other system is because…the nurse never documented on that patient. Happened too many times
“Well, it’s $5 for use of the hammer, $495 for knowing exactly where to hit the machine.”
Same thing with working in IT
“You just sit and hit buttons all day”
Yeah, but it’s knowing which buttons to press
Back from my IS analyst/reporting days…
Sends email asking for report. “Terminations from last year”. I run it and send. The next day they reply…
Them: “are these from last calendar year or last fiscal year?”
Me: “Calendar”
Them: “I needed the last fiscal year”
Me THEN WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING SAY LAST FISCAL YEAR!?!?!
Bruh, the orange turd himself said exactly this the day of or day after his latest “pay attention to me” press conference literally complaining about the price of groceries