Yeah, ok, well only babies drink energy drinks that small.
We need a child-sized drink for that
I’m ngl, this was so hard to read. Why does english have 2 meanings for can?
Can you do the can can whilst canning peas and drinking a can of monster all whilst on the can?
Also, why should we hail the size of energy drink cans?
Three. Depending on where you are in the U.S., a toilet is also a “can”. It’s more of a slang meaning, but if you ever hear an American saying they’re “going to go hit the can,” it means they’re going to use the bathroom.
What energy drink is shaped like that?? Maybe the diameter is similar, but no way it’s the size of a whole can.
We talking red bull or Rockstar?
Neither are ovoid shaped, right? I just don’t understand.
Maybe those five hour energy and similar shots? That’s all I can come up with though.
“Size of a nice rice ball” would have been more appropriate. Maybe if you tried flattening a 5 hour?
Texans do not know what a riceball is.
The American localization of Pokemon in the 1990s calling onigiri (triangular riceballs) doughnuts has become one of the most infamous in-jokes in Anime.
Well “energy” is a bit of a stretch but… (I’ll let YouTube thumbnails take it from here)
inb4”silence brand”
Ok, ok, maybe… Thank you for this. Good call.
Those small cans you get on the plane? But why the ‘energy’? Probably to shitpost IMO.
I don’t know I’ve never removed the pelt off one
Hail the size of Pillsbury Toaster Strudel
They look exactly golfball-sized, wtf. This is the default measurement unit for hail!
Those are some big golf balls you play with. Maybe racquetballs?
Yeah this in between golf ball and baseball.
anything but the metric system
based tornado
Using republican logic, God hates the border patrol.
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
How do you get the pelt off of an energy drink can, though?
Or, is it drink can doing the pelting of Texas? Also an interesting option
In other news, several border patrol agents seen chasing tornado with tasers drawn.
Inb4 euros still being mad about “they’ll use anything but metric!”
Inb4
Nope, you’re late.
Quickly, shrinkflate the energy drinks
Media is in cahoots - groundwork laid for the gaslight
Someone alert Alex Horne
“possible tornado” hurt someone?
What?
Someone wanted comp and the government is filled with gullible idiots.
Fuck border patrol, I hereby upgrade “possible tornado” to “neighborhood tornado watch”