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I got called “chicken curry” for years
I got called “chicken curry” for years
I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn’t paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before
When I was 12 learning C from a programmer friend
“This is too complicated”
“Why does it matter if it’s complicated?”
Yeah actually, I don’t have a reason to feel threatened by complicated things. There is no cost to tiring your brain, no cost to doing something tedious
You do realize people have the ability to not act upon every urge right
So who cares? You’ve got a brain for a reason
A speedrunner
Regionalism is a word in France
Sure bud absolutely nothing wrong with your parenting
Why don’t my kids talk to me? Why am I dying alone?
Mark discovers hyperbola
Why do I feel like you’d be leaving this platform if your feed was 90% german?
If your goal is to get back scratches from the circlejerk don’t feel the need to participate lol
Cool, but there’s no shot any serious software company will want that shit under their brand
Nope! No AGI anywhere yet
That’s definitely not what Google told me to do at the time in 2015
Dude not a single one has been funny this past month, what the feck is this comic
Having to create .desktop files in god knows where for me to be able to right click -> “open with” my program of choice sure pushed me away
I don’t even know what they were thinking not letting you beowse for any executable file on disk
They’re tipping the e-thot 😌
Aliens arrive and try communicating
ding… ding ding ding ding… ding ding ding
You’re not locked in but you bought a laptop of the same brand as your phone and are in awe that everything clicks?
It was an announcement in class by the teachers