That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.

I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.

Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.

What’s the news here? I have yet to see him make any statements of worth.

No.

Gosh, I wonder why the CCP would want that leading up to an election to determine who will be in the White House through the end of the Davidson window.

Dance-fighting the Sharks in the streets of New York City?

Even if the thing doesn’t get airborne anymore, it’d be one hell of a way to build up a flight simulator for gaming. Probably not what’s going on here but it’s what I’d do.

They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.

Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.

A little surprised but I know we don’t have a monopoly on dipshittery here in the land of pickup trucks with pink rubber scrotums flapping in the wind. Just seems that way sometimes.

They’ve got a tiny scrap of power and by god, they intend to use it! More enjoyable than going to therapy for the abuse they suffered as children.

Some girl reported me (a boy) for apparently having a mascara. Our teacher then searched my bag, as if it was a grenade.

Which of the former(?) Confederate states did this happen in? Sounds like a grenade might have been okay with them if you’d had one, they’re manly enough.

Sounds like you did the right thing. Advocates for anti-truth don’t deserve to be treated nicely.

Thousands of pots sign petition calling kettle black.

Get your religion out of our political system.

They can take it from my frozen, dead hands.

Translation: This is a fast way to make supporters of police angry.

Speedrun¹ pissing off bootlickers any%²

Terms used to define a challenge in a game where you attempt to reach the end as soon as possible¹ without completing optional objectives (or sometimes main plot segments that can be skipped by abusing bugs)².

Speedrun pissing off bootlickers any%

Pissing off: To anger or upset.

Bootlicker: In context, this refers to supporters of police but may be used to describe supporters of other authorities.

Thanks doc.

Later, Mehta apologized for calling fire hot and ice cold.

They will eventually (though only once). It’s one of two certainties in life and the other is taxes.