“…because the blacks can really appreciate crime…”

I am so scared and aroused

Another rent free day in paradise

I’ve had like three primary email accounts since the dawn of the popular internet in the 90’s

The first was Hotmail because that was a big deal at the time.

The second was google because the interface was slick and it came with (what was at the time) a lot of free storage.

The third is protonmail specifically because after decade+ on Google I realized they pretty much have the keys to the kingdom on my life’s data. All my personal relationships and business being filtered through their inbox for a long-ass time. Just because they “know me” inside out for a significant part of my life doesn’t mean I gotta just keep feeding them data indefinitely.

quoted the girl’s mother as saying: "We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don’t know where to go to feel safe with my kids.

Maybe not Texas?

This is not even worthy as self-aware ironic cringe

This meme just proves that God truly hates us.

Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?

omg I fu*king LOVE microplastics so goddam much it hurts

Personally I would enjoy spending $100k+ to get to be the beta tester for a half-baked product

Literally just gave up brave for Firefox two weeks ago just for that reason even though brave isn’t supposedly gonna be affected. I have no doubt Google might deliberately just break chromium one day once and for all.

This is so accurate that I pee blood.