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wasn’t a riot.

https://www.theonion.com/national-funk-congress-deadlocked-on-get-up-get-down-is-1819565355

oh boy - his followers aren’t going to mars, his kind are. and when they do…it will be because they don’t need us anymore. they’ll leave us to their steaming shit-pile of rubble the rest of us called earth

if anyone’s interested in some further reading / contextual information on this article / conflict specifically (or conflict generally):

distinction & proportionality

“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”

so take my hand and walk this land with me

don’t they all have school to go to?

attributed to john lennon: “if you tried to give rock and roll another name you might call it ‘chuck berry’”

attributed to bob dylan: chuck berry is “the shakespeare of rock and roll”

…how ‘articulate’ do you need to be?

what a nonce

you’re absolutely right. perfect should be the enemy of good.

you honestly believe the global south will be no worse if the world’s only hegemon turns fascist?

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i’m sorry but i have to be pedantic here. it’s not how you get your revenue it’s the good or service you provide.

magazines are not ad companies. TV channels are not ad companies. the source of your revenue does not make you a company in a sector of that source.