I have one of the affected CPUs 😒

because the thing on the screen doesn’t really exist, so when it appears to really exist it feels like magic

I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.

there’s 8 billion people already.

parking inspector?

fuck I hate the current government of Israel right now

as an Australian, fuck I am so grateful crazy people can’t get guns in this country. imagine what this guy could have done with an automatic weapon.

and they somehow skipped over him crashing his car outside before running in

for a moment I thought maybe this was a planned dare or something but no, this was just a guy who had crashed his car and saw an aquarium and made some off the cuff choices.

it’s so cheap, you’re basically losing money if you’re not doing cocaine!

yeah pedestrian safety is what I meant, thanks

I wonder if it’ll pass safety regs outside of the US

that’s too much, man

it kind of looks like he was lonely and tried to pay for sex.

he wasn’t running a human trafficking ring.

garbage reporting

they’re paying attention to propaganda

imagine being one of the few twitter employees left, watching this

yeah I like having an array of days that are weekend days then testing if the day is in the array. can change what days are considered weekend if we go to a three day weekend and it reads really well. I hate massive if statements

oh, it was the Catholic church then?

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thank me later 😊

I just made a github action that merges anything updated in master into feature branches automatically. you get pinged if there’s a conflict but the automerge keeps drift to a minimum so it’s less common and fixed sooner.

better than merging poorly tested/reviewed code.

and yeah, a small team of superstars doesn’t need reviews so much, but most teams have a range of devs with different levels of experience and time working with particular parts of a large codebase. Someone more senior or more expert derisks people picking up tickets and improves code quality.

it also leads to plenty of good conversations about the best way to implement, so overall it’s a win.

faulty hardware is to blame for hardware faults? omg