From this angle, I feel like the white car’s right rear (or front too?) wheel would hit the curb if a previous car tried parking like the middle car. Or maybe there is more space to white car’s left than it seems. But I’ll still vote ass.

Penis On Vagina

I feel ya.

Is it weird that I’m partially relieved seeing this post? I found all these weird apps on my phone the other day and thought I had been hacked or something. whew…?

One of the few moments I remember so clearly where it truly felt like time had stopped. Rest of the dept just froze, as I’m sure they were running through all of this person’s work and designated accounts in their heads just as I was. They ended up leaving shortly after, and guess who had to clean up all that fun stuff. The manually-input nightmare 😭

We found out that one of our co workers created tables of formulas in excel, then input a table in Word to manually type in and transfer over the table data. And of course the same formulas needed to be run through a desk calculator once more in case excel got that wrong the first time. Jaw dropping (when that person was shown about this magical copy/ paste feature, it was their jaw that dropped lol)

It’s nice because I always wondered what it was like being one of the early redditors (we’ve all seen those “when everything was better back in my days” comments), and it’s as if I got chance at a magic Internet Reset button. Feeling that excitement that first got me into reddit, as I’m browsing and learning about the fediverse. Love it.

My mom used to make this and it’s become somewhat of a quick fix comfort food for me now. But boil up some ramen noodles (save the packets in case I might need them for future bland dishes -_-), slightly undercooked, pour out the water but I’ll leave enough to melt the cubes in (if I’m feeling fancy, I’ll save some of the noodle water in a cup and pour it in later like when you make pasta), and just melt/mix the cubes in (I’ll start off with 1, add more for whatever level of intensity I’m craving that day) on low heat, and usually fry up some spam and throw that in there. Nothing too crazy and always hits the spot.

Edit: oh it’s definitely been a while so I totally fudged a part. I add some of the powder ramen sauce packet for that extra kick too!