with blackjack and hookers

i heard catholic people say that they pray for the Pope cuz he’s too woke😂, they want to go full conservative, but main priest is not harsh enough on people they don’t like

x = 1 + x/2

2x = 2 + x

x = 2

bootleg onion?

no fun allowed outside western capitalism?

fusion power will be ready in 20-30 years is a decades old meme

probably said will be ready in 20-30 years and got mistranslated

common occurrence in southern states

upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke

maybe comment op can’t see through the layers

needs enshitfication vaccination, if we can make it

this post must be from last month, it is September now, something doesn’t add up

California % of federal taxes paid is higher than the % of federal funding received when including all states

fat-finger? we all know Robin Hood has great aim and doesn’t miss like that

french fries are junk food… pass the ketchup

chicken nuggets was invented by a Perdue University professor

punching nazis is a meme at this point, which may sound good on paper, but in practice just mean the non-nazi going to jail and getting a criminal record

rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out

they refuse to leave home and become part of the transit system

I’ve rather order a drink without spit in it