Some raisin

thinking having access to the auction house without having to travel 2 minutes is pay to win in any way and that it constitutes half the functionality of an entire city

Doesn’t realize you don’t have to spend a cent to buy the mount

I’m just gonna copy and paste my comment from the other big thread about this but I want to ask: why are you lying with the post title? It’s $90, not $132.

TLDR: this is obtainable through in-game currency for significantly less than the price of the original brutosaur mount. Most long time players can afford it and I’d imagine most people who bought it did so this way.

Ok so I cackled when I saw the price on this thing but the more I thought about it, the less shitty it is. FWIW I am not a WoW lifer or Blizzard apologist. I got talked into Classic for a year then played a month or two of each expansion since before quitting but I know the background of the story. It looks way worse from an outsider perspective.

You could buy the original auction house mount for 5 million gold back in the day. It stopped being available regularly and now it’s available occasionally in the “black market auction house” and it always sells for the maximum bid.

To combat Chinese gold farmers, Blizzard started selling gold in a bit of a roundabout way. For $20, you can buy a WoW token to sell on the auction house. This token can be purchased by a player and traded for 1 month of game time. Some players dont pay a dime to play - gold is not hard to acquire.

When this new mount came out, WoW tokens were worth about 200k gold. You’d need to exchange them for 5 tokens to get this mount. 1/5 of the original price.

Now tokens are worth 330k. 1.65m gold. STILL significantly cheaper than it was originally.

Tokens will need to rise to triple in price to match the original cost which will still be a tiny fraction of what it cost a month ago.

By far the shittiest thing about this - and I think the only real reason to complain - is that the rising value of the token hurts players who pay for the subscription purely with gold as it adds a few hours to their “working” time in game. For context, watching TV and semi-afk farming will get you like 50k/hour. You can earn way, way more if you’ve leveled up a profession.

The other (not so bad) thing I don’t like about it is that…I hate those mounts. They’re HUGE and people just AFK on them blocking NPCs I want to talk to.

This took me a second because the “sketch” characters aren’t too far off from Larson’s completed characters lol

Don’t hate me for saying that, Gary! I love your style!

At the risk of getting banned for saying these aren’t ADHD traits…

These are just teenagers emotions lol

Turn off your computer, move to a cave in the mountains, and abandon society.

A bit extreme but there is nothing you can do to stop your messages from appearing on Windows machines except not sending them to anyone who might view them on Windows machines…which will definitely be nearly impossible in 2024

They found the files from a 2003 alpha build of Palworld with a text document listing all the Pal designs to steal

Gotta be one of the best thumbnails The Onion has ever used

Lina Khan is so fuckin badass and I will be PISSED if she’s let go.

most

I doubt that…

Mandarin oranges

Uhhh all right

That’s fair but Gaga is a pretty decent actor

Here I was thinking it was childhood depression that creates comedians but it was fetal alcohol syndrome all along

Me neither but it’s still a bold move

NDA was the wrong term to use there but I’m sure there was a “don’t give the game to anyone” in there they might be enforceable. I hope they don’t sue, though

I’m guessing he signed an NDA so I’m not sure what he was thinking distributing it so publicly.

TLDR: a guy who beta tested Half-Life found a CD of said beta

Oh shit didn’t realize he was from a different county

Where is he suggesting we deport the two white Americans who tried to kill him?