Daedalus threw his cousin off of a roof for inventing scissors, but jokes on him, lesbians invented power scissoring

Like a Nintendo Switch

Probably like a Nintendo Switch

Dude is Finnish, from his own mouth, it’s just normal racism against an aggressive imperial, like how people hate the us

Edit: like how people from lemmy.ml hate Americans, if that wasn’t clear

What, double frying chicken wings?

Like Icarus, you’re mad with wonder. Do not try it. Do not fly close to the sun of double crispy wings.

Crisper isn’t changing an organism’s genes to that extent. When you’re designing an immune response with rna injection or other changes brought about with cytophages you can only get crispier. It’s sort of like how you can’t double fry fried chicken. It’s already crispy once, it just gets burned and dries out.

Removed by mod

Fall of the House of usher

I have a particular set of skills

https://youtu.be/xdZttArhtn8

There is no bullying in hi-school-sai.

It’s Illegal to say something like, “I want to kill the president.” Like crazy illegal. It’s ok that I just said it because I was just telling you it’s illegal.

Guys, is clone tool ai?

I used to be nice, then a guy in a bucket hat stood in front of me at a concert.

No.

Granted, I’m not on lemmy.ml either.

Maybe just yes or no isn’t enough either. Maybe have someone post a picture of tanks in tienniemen square to prove they aren’t a tanker.

Bomsp approved

ITT, a lot of ai bootlickers

Can you say fuck spez?

On the fediverse we do not have to worry about upsetting coka cola or spez because a swear appeared next to their advertisement or name. Not that many people care about that elsewhere, but we especially don’t care about it here. I think that’s worth calling attention to every once in a while. It doesn’t always have to be swears as the vehicle to remind us that the power dynamic is different here.

It’s fucking nice to be reminded there no corpo overlords here sometimes, though. Which is ironic that sometimes the foss benevolent dictators for life aren’t always benevolent.

Rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up