Italian vs sushi? It’s more like, microwaved hot dogs vs dog shit in a paper bag that someone tossed on your doorstep and lit on fire.

This makes sense to me. Suicidal ideation has been one of my PMS symptoms since I first started getting my period, and I’m not actually suicidal.

Very fast steps

And the creature next to it has a large cyclops nipple

fuck the patriarchy for not believing in Tarot.

Lol what?

Jackfruit

They’re literally not.

Hard hitting stuff

Harold and Kumar

Somehow it’s the glamour glasses that make this

I believe Stephen Miller has it memorized and creeps into Trump’s bedroom through the window while he’s sleeping and whispers it into his ear, and has been doing this every night for 6 years. I can picture this clearly.

Don’t stop paying big power. Just ready yourself to die quietly when you’re supposed to.

The first person who said probably lived in a city and then it was repeated by people who thought it was funny. I live in a city and avocado toast has been readily accessible for a long time. It’s expense but not disproportionately so.

Butt cheek fuzz

That’s not really a change that an individual can make. Either you already have them or you don’t.

Then it’s ketchup

Not with that attitude

Wouldn’t that be Ocean’s 1

The last one makes me think of loss