Weird.

Apologies to Gary Larson, but this feels better to me.

Q: Why do dogs lick their own junk? A: Because they can.

Two guys walking when they spot a dog licking his own junk. “Man, I wish I could do that”, says the first. “You probably could, if you give him a treat first”, responds the other.

Catholics are literally Trans.

New Order tracks for top artist as I listened to them a ton after seeing them in concert… 36 years after the last time I saw them play. lol

Til They Drop is my “driving around by myself with the music up” jam. I guess I was doing that a lot this year.

Watercress
My grandpa would make it often when I was a kid, and would usually add a bit of Portuguese linguiça. I like to add a splash of red wine vinegar just before eating.

PBS?

So would that mean that California has actually gotten fitter in that period of time, since it appears to be the only state with no visible change? (Edit: Michigan as well)

If it weren’t for their double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

Seriously.
I’ve seen more than my share of extremely graphic movies, but for some reason, this one scene is forever etched in my brain near the top… and I’ve only ever seen it once (in theater). Something so horrifying about the way it moves, its glistening translucent flesh, and the casual nature of the violence.
Bleh!

Let’s go Veilid!

You can plainly see that there’s plenty of other material sticking out much further than any 1cm extension. If you were in a crash that ate through all that material first, I’m sure the engine casing would be the least of your worries.

Extend the length of the drain plug by 1cm? Something something, profit.