Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.

I was expecting condoms or plan B

Since airspace is reserved for airport traffic, the furthest point is more than likely about 50k feet straight up.

I’m ok with that.

I work 3rd shift, so I take Vitamin D because the sun is my nemesis.

…I kind of want to see them all animated doing the double hand job dance.

I think my favorite “recent” superhero movie is the first Guardians of the Galaxy. The whole thing just developed organically and nothing at all felt like filler.

There is something likeable in people that stick to their guns no matter what, though. I can respect a crazy, unlikeable bastard that doesn’t go easy on someone because of some societal norm.

I participated in the world’s largest secret Santa, but Guinness can get fucked for pestering me about buying a commemorative certificate.

If we’re talking random animal Cafes, I want a lizard cafe with separate rooms for tropical and desert lizards.

some crazy thing that hooked up to my TV at home that used cassette tapes.

Sounds like my first computer, Tandy Color Computer from Radio Shack. Had it hooked to the TV via RF, & learned to program in BASIC.

They don’t even look at your application until you fail out of rehab twice

I always love when people answer my questions with an “I need to do some research”, that’s how you know you have a valid argument with someone.

Last time I can remember getting that response in an actual conversation was during the NFL kneeling protests. I guy I work with kept repeating how disrespectful it was to kneel, so I asked “Is it disrespectful to God when you kneel in prayer?” You could practically see the hamster fall off the wheel, and he said he needed to speak with his pastor.

My vehicle is less aerodynamic than a cow, and wind noise is loud.

Posting things online.

I have no “traditional” social media accounts, and over half the comments I type here I delete without posting. I don’t like people judging me & talking behind my back, so my introvert tendencies include semi anonymous things like Lemmy.

“I need an adult!!! Wait… I am the adult!?”

I’ve had a “Breakfast Burger” with a fried egg, shredded hash browns, bacon, and sausage gravy.

Probably took 6 months off my life, but it was delicious!

For awhile in college, Pokemon endgame content gave me the ability to read braille…

… By looking at it.

Worst superpower ever.

I’m sure there’s probably some psychopath out there that beat it using a U-Force, but to me that game is as close to impossible as it gets.

“Nintendo Hard” was definitely a real thing. May I contribute Ghosts 'n Goblins to the conversation?

I could see TikTok trying to eat YouTube’s lunch with extended length, or Twitch offering videos.

Just like NASCAR:

Go fast, turn left!