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Can I pick up my teeth from the evidence room after the trial?
Can I pick up my teeth from the evidence room after the trial?
Yes, I’d like to have radioactive shit injected into my teeth, to deter the tooth fairy…
You’re projecting. I didn’t get into a tizzy, you’re the one that responded to my comment first.
I didn’t mean to upset you by rephrasing the post. You can let it go now.
You mad bro? I just rephrased it in the mostly obvious Not The Onion form. Rephrasing isn’t repeating.
Not The Onion - Politicians and CEOs train humans to choose between life-saving medications and other essentials.
The only reason I don’t measure in metric is because I can never find the damn 10 millimeter socket!
My late father was a bit weird and eccentric. He built his custom CB antenna around PVC plastic tubing. Yeah it worked, hell he could communicate around 300 miles radius from the home base.
It worked, until it stopped working…
We ended up scavenging as many pieces of the PVC as we could, to reassemble it as a superglue/jigsaw puzzle haha!
Lightning struck my late father’s homemade CB radio antenna back in the early 90’s. It made the antenna explode, and fried around 3/4 of every electronic device in the house ☹️
Thankfully the refrigerator survived at least, and of course thankfully the house didn’t burn down.
If he had only properly grounded his antenna and CB radio…
I know this is The Onion, but the line between reality and bullshit is fading with every passing day…
I thought the entire purpose of them dismantling that and having it scrapped in multiple different states was to avoid ever having another one built…
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I just put the whole blob of frog eggs in there, like any normal person. 🐸
Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day… 👍
Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.
https://www.treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put-frogs-in-your-milk-4868045
They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.
And can’t even buy a candy bar with it, before or after tax…
Edit: Funny that anyone would downvote my comment here. It costs almost twice as much for a candy bar as a bottle of beer where I’m from. $1.70 for a bottle of beer, like $2.95 for a candy bar. No shit.
Give a man a dollar, and the IRS will tax it from you and you’ll starve. Give a man a billion dollars, and he won’t have to spend a penny of it on food…
I know I’m not the only one that sees the problem with this picture.
I used to eat from my umbilical cord, but damn if I couldn’t afford the rent after the first 9 months…
Maybe this is just my personal opinion, but I think they should lock the felon and all his supporters up.
Edit: And tax them all.
Damn delivery charges, I thought I already left her a tip…