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What does it do?

Well the stories wouldn’t be as grim if they hadn’t

This should be a loading gif

I’m pretty sure the pink one in the back is a penis pump

Get your dick out of your pants and find out

Hmmm, maybe I’ve been on the internet too long but the handwriting doesn’t look like it was written on a vertical pole. It looks like it was easy to write

This may be a woosh moment, but I feel your link perfectly represents Apple’s willingness to create a poor user experience for their customers in order to incentivize them to apply pressure on their non-iOS friends

Don’t make it as salty as sea water, that’s waaay too much salt. I live in Hawaii and read this tip before so I decided to test it. I figured why make sea water when I live in the middle of an ocean. So I gathered sea water from around 6 miles offshore and strained it to ensure I wasn’t getting anything but sea water and made pasta with it. The pasta was absolutely inedible it was so salty

Like a penis?

All hail bean!

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