Who’s the greedy snitch? That’s what I want to know.

We are past the soap and ballot box stages.

You have to say it six times in a row in front of a mirror with the lights off.

\m/

They’ve been collecting this data for over a decade and are just now starting to figure out what to do with it.

Sure. Just don’t expect me to get out of bed on your “farm”, Maggie.

And I think he may have even said to not change it for him. I could be wrong though.

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

I wish he’d go to Mexico and run his mouth.

That debt and no real direction in life was why I dropped out before it became insurmountable.

It does me less harm for the debt to be forgiven than pursued.

Even if you’re not a communist, socialist, left leaning American, what the right and capitalism offer isn’t somehow better.

Donny Jr hoping for daddy’s approval.

Viva la France

Larry

Maybe the time I was headed to lunch with a friend. There was a Mexican restaurant we frequented in a strip mall with a gas station at the end closest to an intersection. We have the green light to cross the intersection as we approach when a shootout occurs at the gas pumps. We were going to turn in right next to the pumps, but my friend geared up and floored it. Yes, geared up. In a diesel. He spent another 15 minutes escaping the danger before asking where we should eat. I told him the safest place was probably at the Mexican place as every cop in town was likely in route.

Why bother with Google at all?

And the point of a lot of old comedy was based on shitting on other people. The “woke left” is the kids calling us out on being assholes for no reason.

Gestapopo, even.

Set him on fire.