Get them a magic painting book.

They are black and white illustrations that have the ink in the black parts. The kid takes a brush with some water and scribbles to create color. It’s just perfect for that age, and it’s not more junk that the parents need to collect.

Source: have toddler under two and friends with babies that just turned 2.

Banh mi

Are you American?

Quartz is a great idea. Make a public repo for your public stuff.

Then, you can make a private repo for your private stuff, and send the generated files via email/Google Drive, or use a different static host that has password protection (not really aware of any off hand)

You could edit the title to remove the all caps, at least

This isn’t a dunk, it’s a joke.

I hated cantaloupe until I tried a locally grown one off the vine, and holy shit. I get it. I understand what that god-awful unripe bitter orange Play-Doh is trying to be. And it’s amazing.

3.5 feet to a meter

I actually find the various crises around science a good thing. It means that people are paying attention and are aware of scandals and issues, which gives me more hope of something changing because of it.

Contrast that with a system that never changes because it’s perfect – I know what I find more trustworthy.

I like the edit in the last panel when the fish says, “no fucking way”

Did you, perhaps, eat the onion?

What is Twitter’s excuse?

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

It’s funny reading this with the soft-g pronunciation and imagining you arguing with yourself saying, “it’s gif! No, gif! No, gif!”

Two of my coworkers got carried away and kept bringing in more and more ducks, creating “The Great Rubber Duck War”

In my city, we have strict parking designated zones and you have to take a photo. If it’s left on the sidewalk or road, it won’t let you end the trip, implies it will fine you, plus they’ll send someone to move it.