anyone remember that brief period before led mice got good, where you’d have to SLAM the mouse in a direction to get it to comply?

Rubber mice, that was a given sometimes, but led mice had the same issue for a bit

Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loved ones.

I bet you any money that we’re talking about the exact same person.

I never understood the attraction. “oh my god she’s so different!”

If she never painted her hair, her coy personality would be an actual red flag. But nope, coloured hair = quirky, so gotta put up with that whole mess.

back in '25

Me and some guys from school
We bought a van and we packed it hard:
Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
We thought we could resell it all to tards.

Woah. That’s a lot of printer cartridges. I hope you get the colours you need!