• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    The last line of these is always what the poster wants to happen

    everything else is skewed rationale to make you think it is a funny

    it is, in reality, anti-intellectual propaganda

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      I think most of these have just become self-satire and clever attempts to come up with increasingly convoluted ethical choices.

      It’s not anti-intellectualism, it’s anti-trolly-problem specifically.

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        My favorite version is:

        A trolley is approaching a junction and you have the ability to leave the switch where it is, sending the trolley into an innocent person tied to the tracks, or pull the lever sending the trolley down the tracks to someone else that is now faced with the same trolley problem.

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    Unlike the classic prisoners dilemma, this isn’t a nash equilibrium. When I know that the other person pulls their switch, I’d improve my outcome by not pulling mine. Compare to the prisoners dilemma, where not snitching when the other side snitches earns you five years in prison.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    Yell to the other lever dude that I’m not pulling the lever but fuck those beige dudes, hope they can’t tell i’m lying, run and lay down with the beige dudes, and if I’m lucky they pull their lever too and we get maximum carnage. If lever dude suspects I’m lying and insane, and thus doesn’t pull their lever, at least I won’t have to answer my loved ones’ questions.

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    To quote something I made up and say all the time, “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose.”

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    Do nothing that way you don’t get to jail for murder. All the pressure goes to the other guy. Sue the railway company, guy who pulled the lever and the creator. Another is find a way not to reach to that point.