Mine goes in the dishwasher after you reverse-press the fibers into the trash. I do peel the garlic first.

Now to be fair, I hate chunks of garlic, I just want some garlic flavor in the food if it’s supposed to be there. So I’m never going to just smash or coarsely chop it. I’m also a garlic-sweater so I don’t use garlic at all if it isn’t necessary for the dish. But some delicious foods require it, and I just have to try to plan them so I don’t have something important the next day.

I see compliance with the purpose of mattresses. The y didn’t build forts or a maze with them. They protected them with sheets. And it doesn’t sound like they even used them for sex. Mattresses exist to be slept on, they complied.

May I mention that I’ve never heard “Jose” spoken without a Spanish pronunciation? Does anyone say it to rhyme with chose or dose?

You know, in my jealousy about the capacious pockets in men’s pants, I never thought about how they must weigh the pants down when they’re full of keys and wallet and phone and tampons and condoms and stuff. No wonder y’all need belts!