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But Simba voluntarily went into exile, de facto abdicating the throne to the next heir, which was Scar.

No pretending, Scar had a legitimate claim!

But the prince is a sniveling snot weasel! Now, the Dread Pirate Roberts is a real kick-ass role model

“Also what’s the ethical structure behind literally enslaving a species of creatures and forcing them to cook our meals and keep our homes?”

“Well Harry you see, they’re lesser than us and also they like it that way”

“…”

(Harry Potter? Not a great book series, from a not-great philosophical mind.)

Better than poop talk all day imo