z500

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

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Anatidaephobia

If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians

chucknorris

🇬🇧 fantasy
🇮🇹 fantasia
🇫🇷 fantaisie
🇨🇿 fantazie
🇸🇰 fantazia
🇷🇺 фантазия
🇩🇪 FANTASIE

But “was killed” is literally a passive construction

No kidding, sometimes I have to take a napkin and wipe most of it off. Really excessive.

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

EINER

Scheißberg

My guess is that comment was a victim of autocorrect and they meant cool