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minus-squareSirBucksworth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80arrow-down1·10 months agoTbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up91·10 months agoI wanna suck your dick, sir.
minus-squareDancingIsForbidden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·edit-210 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·10 months agoYou whores are going to hell. Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion. You need to use the poophole loophole.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoWait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoThat’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
minus-squarevivadanang@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agothe perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
minus-squarePeaty@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoTechnically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
minus-squareDancingIsForbidden@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareRestaldt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 months agoEver heard of soaking Its only sex if you pump more than twice
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-210 months agoCan’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): relevant Garfunkel and Oates video Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
I wanna suck your dick, sir.
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You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that’s why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That’s because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
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Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
Can’t not link the relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
relevant Garfunkel and Oates video
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.