downhomechunk [chicago]@midwest.social to The Right Can't Meme@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agocan I get a amen?midwest.socialimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down132
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minus-squarecosmicrookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 months agoCorrect but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down10·10 months agoNot only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced. So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoAh yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoAh yes, the loophole of Theseus.
Correct but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get
Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.
So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.