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minus-squarealtasshet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up35·9 months agoSolution: Rocket propelled guillotines
minus-squarezout@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoI’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up4·edit-29 months agoHydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoWhy was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoMore cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoThey are carbon-negative.
minus-squareMeetInPotatoes@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-squareEldritch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months ago50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
They are carbon-negative.
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.