My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”
The classics:
- Mike Hawk
- Mike Hunt
- Ben Dover
- Seymour Butts
- Hugh Jass
- Wayne King
- Buster Hyman
- Drew Peacock
- Pat McRauch
- Phil McCracken
- Jack Mehoff
- Richard Head
- Anita Koch
- Amanda Bone
- Connie Lingus
- Jenna Talia
I remember a guy telling me that whenever a new woman started at work they’d phone her up say, “Is Mike there?” She’d say she was new & didn’t know. “Oh, ok. Can you just stand up and call out if anyone’s seen Mike? Last name Hunt.” “Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?” Cue applause from the whole room.
Loved the Simpsons with their early running gag of Bart phoning Moe’s bar …
Hello is there an Amanda there?
Uh … I don’t know, let me check.
Yeah the last name is Huggenkis.
OK … HEY!!! IS THERE AN AMANDA? … AN AMANDA HUGGENKIS???
bar full of drunk alcoholics start laughing at him
Such a classic.
X Æ A-12
The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
Peter File
McLovin
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
Does Terry Fly alot?
He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.
Al Kyder and Terry Wrist
The Chasers War on Everything
Heywood Jablome
Super McBatman
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar …
IS THERE AN IMA HERE??? IMA??? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt???
Torb Borbson
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Max Wood
I actually know a “Max Johnson”
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
Thurman Merman.
Raj Patel.
Donald J Trump