Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you’re better now.
Exploiting my hubris.
I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.
Takes away my coffee
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Distract me with food and drink.
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
I’m gonna say donuts
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Wait out my timer or go around me.
I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.
With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore
Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.
give me another project idea
