boem@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoItalian teenager nicknamed ‘God’s influencer’ set to become Catholic Church’s first millennial saintedition.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down125
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minus-squarezabadoh@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down3·edit-24 months agoHe’ll quite possibly be the first Saint to have the porn stash on his hard drive or phone thoroughly reviewed and analyzed by theology students.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·4 months agoSoon hundreds of churches will claim to have a genuine fragment of his fidget spinner.
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoAnd be cured of diseases after reading his old Myspace account
He’ll quite possibly be the first Saint to have the porn stash on his hard drive or phone thoroughly reviewed and analyzed by theology students.
Soon hundreds of churches will claim to have a genuine fragment of his fidget spinner.
And be cured of diseases after reading his old Myspace account