I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
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Do not, and I can’t stress this enough! Put your dick, in crazy…
But I can fix them!!!
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
Ride smooth not fast has won me some mountain bike races.
I first heard it in the context of carpentry, but I’ve since heard it in kitchens as well.
Drone racing applies particularly here!
Don’t eat the yellow snow
But it might be beer!
Possibly, originally…