Technology is finally allowing us to get serious in longest hardest poop competitions.
Those are professional athletes no doubt.
Greatest love story ever told!
You have a lot of guts, posting that.
“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.
Pete fucks incredibly hung horses?!
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooorse.
The only known photo of Potoooooooo
For those who don’t know… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo
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Did you know if you took your intestines and laid them out in a straight line, that you would die?
Fun fact: if you stretch a horse so it’s roughly 3 times longer, you get a not so alive horse that’s also 3 times longer than normal.
A longer digestive system is necessary to properly break down plant cellulose. This is why some small herbivores are copraphagic (eat their own shit, like rabbits): it takes two times through to extract adequate nutrients.
I want to unlearn this, immediately
Rabbit pellets are literally just other rabbit’s poop
You bastard
If it makes you feel any better, the poops they eat are different from the poops they don’t. It’d be like it half the time you pooped it was regular ol’ poop, but the other half of the time it was a nice piece of broccoli, or a snickers bar.
Is pooping snickers bars not normal for people?
I suspect round one is like eating milk, and round two is a fine cheese. Or eating cabbage, and later experiencing it as a well-aged kimchi. I’m sure it’s full of probiotics.
This is also why vegans eat shit
I thought you were eating the rabbit?
No, the rabbit’s already done all the work.
Carnists obsession with putting animals into their own intestines knows no bounds
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